#even tho sewing her design was a nightmare

[thebrightestbling]

Do you like my finished Roo? I'm planning to sell her this year. Though idk if there would be any demand...

[jayssillycreativitybox]

B C D E F - Choli, Daffodil and Pokeberry ?

Choli! (Future)

B-best memory

One of Cholis best memory is prob when her kids were born she loves every one of her little precious children and When Sprinkle was finally to meet her sister Pinwheel and Her brother Gaël after such a long time-

C-cat or dog person?

Surprisingly to say even with Cholis enthusiastic and overwhelming energy she prefers cats as a little type of relaxation pet who can just make her sit in one place and let her relax.

D-dreams

Cholis dream was always to become a fashion designer but sadly with her hands it might be a big problem to do so :[

E-Evenings

In the Evenings she enjoys to sit and watch a film with her whole family! Or if the others are too tired for that she just sits near the fire place and try to create new stories to tell her dear sweet kids <:]

F-First Date

She was the one to ask Sprinkle on the date since the other is quite shy towards their relationship so when they did have their first date Choli did her best to make the date the best one in Sprinkles life Choli found out everything about Sprinkle and everything that she loved put somewhere in the date like a cup of a good espresso! In other ways Choli tried her best to satisfy Sprinkle even tho the other just loved being near the other <:]

Daffodil!

B-Best Memory

His best memory is when his parents got him his own sewing kit! Since he quite enjoys doing small details on clothing! Such as small flowers,bugs,butterflies anything! I mean he even has it on his apron! So when his parents got him the sewing kit he thanked them non-stop!<:DD Another memory he really likes to go back to is when him and his siblings would spend time together! They are the world for him<]

C-Cat or dog person?

Dogs! Those fluffy creatures keep him calm when he is worried! A dog once saved him from getting robbed again- so he with loyalty respects them >:]

D-dreams

His only dream in this world is to become as strong as his Dad!(Aconite) So he can protect his family as well!

E-evening

In evenings he enjoys to sketch ideas for his new sewing designs but if he isnt motivated to do so he likes to spend time with his siblings and Dads!:DD

F-First Date

Would most likely be difficult to keep him calm since he is gonna be nervous most of the time—:”DD His Normal self will try to calm himself, His Child or Emotional self will most likely ask alot of questions as to “what am i doing here? Where is Dad? Where am i?” And etc until you gain his trust, and for his Protective or Anger self he will act like a jerk at the start but will slowly become calm and will feel like he should protect the person he is on the date with!:”DD

Pokeberry!

B-best memory

Prob when he was taken away from Nightmare and was taken care of by Swap! Bc that was the best day of his life when he realised that he wont experience fear anymore!

C-cat or dog person?

He prefers Cats since they are quite and he respects if the other hisses at him or bites him-

D-Dream

His only dream is to have a normal soul again since his soul cant stand too much pressure making it hard for him to breath and catch his breath even a small fast walk will make him feel bad.<:[

E-Evenings

He enjoys to look at the stars at evenings and help blue/swap out with food :DD

F-First Date

Oh god— okay first calm him down as soon as it starts bc his heart be rapidly beating which is not good for my boy— so make him feel calm and reassured that everything is okay and instead of acting like his “Royal Self” he will act casual and natural like he always wished to be free and truthful about himself!<:]

[id-rather-be-an-outsider]

tagged by @lucypcvensie uwu thanks for putting up with my weirdo self ily <3

How tall are you? 5′2 

What color and style is your hair? lots of people say my hair’s a light brown, but hair stylists say it’s a dark blonde so I’ll trust their judgement // my hair’s curly

What color are your eyes? blue (with these little flecks of gold right around the irises, you can only see them if you look real close)

Do you wear glasses? I have glasses, don’t necessarily wear them all the time

Do you wear braces? I used to, but I developed root resorption and had to get them off early (spring of 2017) so now none of my teeth toouch except for in the very back :( makes it really hard to eat samiches (yes that’s how I like to spell sandwiches fight me)

What’s your fashion sense? so I don’t count most days as my fashion sense bc I wear athleisure ish allllllll the time out of laziness, but when I do make an effort I have two ends of things bc I’m androgynous. so on a day when I’m feeling more masculine you’re gonna see me in a sporty-type-look (spandex, just barely sagging joggers, a graphic tee, my gold chain and jordans, I usually pull my hair into a ponytail and lay my edges), but on a day when I feel more feminine you’re gonna see me in some tried-and-true type of clothes (cute shirt, leggings, heels, jewelry, makeup did, hair down and [hopefully] acting right), but on a day when I’m feeling in-between I’ll try to experiment or be “edgy” (basically mixing and matching or trying something I saw a celebrity do and thought was cute). regardless of any style I’m in, though, you’re always gonna see me with my nails done, whether that means I got acrylics on or that I painted them myself... just know. that’s how we do. and by we I mean me.

Full name? I won’t share my last name, but Eden Amaris (fun fact: amaris can be pronounced two ways!) Is my first and middle

When were you born? December 18, 1999

Where are you from and where do you live now? was born in Federal Way, WA but I consider myself to be from Tacoma, WA as I’ve spent all of my most important years there (early childhood + hs + uni). I now live in Tacoma.

What school do you go to? University of Washington

What kind of student are you? a fucking mess I’m quiet at first, but once I’m comfortable I’m rly talkative and answer so many questions that my teachers will literally stop calling on me unless if there’s no one else lmaooo, I’ve also had several classmates and teachers tell me I should be a teacher and surprise, surprise, I do want to be a teacher for some time

Do you like school? f-f-f-FUCK YEA I LIKE SCHOOL how is that even a question??? to take it down a couple notches, yes, I love school, whether it’s for sports or for learning, I’m always excited to come to school everyday wow what a frickin nerd amirite, frickin loser

Favorite subject? depends on my professor. at this point, I highkey hate all of my classes rn bc I don’t feel like I’m learning anything. that miiight also have something to do with depression and anxiety though so idk what to tell ya man

Favorite tv shows? not a super TV person, but I’m a thot for Steven Universe

Favorite movie? I love tf out of movies, my all time would have to be Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (I just pretend that WftPotA didn’t happen atm bc I hate sm of what happened in it), but in the last few days I’ve watched War Horse (I cried like a bitch lemme tell ya), Secretariat (didn’t cry like a bitch but got teary-eyed) and 42 (I did cry at certain parts but it’s kinda uplifting so ya know, wasn’t super sad) and they were all lovely so if you haven’t seen them yet, go watch them! They’re all free on Netflix

Favorite book? When I was little it was this book called Junket (that thing is older than my grandparents, good lordte), I think some of my favorites rn tho are Heartless by Marissa Meyer and Tales from the Perilous Realm by J.R.R. Tolkien

Favorite past time? a couple months ago you would’ve thought it was crying from how much I did that, but tbh it’s probably drawing, writing, reading, watching movies, listening to music, sewing, spending time/going on adventures with my friends and helping my friends with their lives. I KNOW THAT’S EVERYTHING BUT I CAN’T HELP IT REEEE my most favorite past time atm is helping my friend Charlie clean and organize his room and designing things for his business, also spending time with my favorite little niecey-poo in the WHOLE WORLD OMGOODNESS HERE IS A PICTURE OF HER BEAUTIFUL SELF I LOVE HER SM SHE IS THE SWEETEST MOST CUTEST AND FUNNIEST AND SMARTEST WITTO GIRL EVER AND I LOVE HER <3

Do you have regrets? boy oh boy, do I: taking so long to forgive my abuser (thx for destroying my childhood @ my biological father), procrastinating, not having enough self-love/worth/confidence, being complacent with so many of the friends I used to have, focusing so much on socializing in hs rather than my sports and my schoolwork, being so afraid to just be myself bc I knew most people don’t want to be friends with a weirdo, the list goes on, all I can do now is move past it though so... ohwell.

Dream job? oh SIS get ready for this: sooo I want to own my own business, known as LEAD Revitalization (L for Love, E for Equity, A for Advocacy, D for Diplomacy - these are the core values of my business), which aims to help revitalize underdeveloped and underserved ethnic communities in the US and around the world and fight against gentrification through implementing art of all mediums in or near historic locations in that community that is representative of the demographic living there (so if the area is a primarily black neighborhood, you’re gonna see art depicting black history and culture, and if the area is primarily Asian you’d see Asian history and culture). I won’t get too into it just bc that would make this post way too long, but if anyone’s interested or wants to hear more you can bml ;) like literally bc I’m passionate af about it so I will talk your head off for days on end if given the chance

Would you ever like to be married? yes

Would you like kids? yes

How many? two or three of my own (I’m hoping for a girl and a boy) just so I can have the experience of having kids, but once they’re grown and out of the house I would like to adopt more if I have the resources to. my cousin’s adopted, so like, idk. I think that if you can adopt a kid, you should, bc there’s so many of them just stuck in the foster system and that’s complete bs

Do you like shopping? yes but I usually don’t like getting myself things (unless if we’re talking groceries or something I actually need), I love to buy things for other ppl tho if I can

What countries have you visited? canada for like 3 days technically, I just went to Mt. Whistler for spring snowboarding (that shit hurted) with my aunt bc she paid for the whole thing and my passport

Scariest nightmare you have ever had? TRIGGER WARNING: DOMESTIC AND SEXUAL VIOLENCE - I had a nightmare awhile ago that this guy I used to be involved with raped me, I also used to have recurring nightmares after I stopped going to my biological father’s house for visitation where he would come searching for me trying to kill me and my older brother (he’s tried to kill me 3+ times sooo... it makes sense). so like. fun.

Any enemies? S A T A N and myself, or.... my brain, I guess. idk.

Self-doubt? you betcha

Any significant other? kinda? I’m currently fwb with my ex and still have feelings for him (oopsies), we split bc he was going through shit and needed to figure himself out, I’ve been close to him for a phat minute so I’m not really trippin about it. I also have crushes on other people, but nothing’s presented itself as something worth pursuing yet so. yakno.

Do you believe in miracles? lmao I would fuckin hope so, the very fact that I’m alive rn is a gd miracle so yea

How are you? I am so-so. If we’re just talking about today, I’m prolly fine, but if we’re talking long term, I’ve been going through it. I’m just trying to figure myself out atm, and it’s rough, but I’ll probably get there. My friends think I will, at least.

i tag: @crookedly-rainy @secretpatrolpiespy hi I don’t have any other friends on Tumblr so I tagged my friends from Amino Y E E T

[chantillyxlacey]

If you feel like it for the headcanon game, each of the 2k3 turtles! (I... couldn't choose.)

Leo

Headcanon A:  realistic

He’s the most likely out of his brothers to actually actively pursue being a father-- he’d adopt children, whether or not he winds up with a romantic partner to raise them with (I’m of the headcanon that Leo is aroace, or possibly demi). Whether those children would be human, alien, other mutants, etc, would be up to fate. He’d take care of them and do his best to do right by them as a dad all the same.

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious

Leo can’t hold his liquor for shit. He’s a giggly drunk.

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends

He never stops having nightmares about injuring Splinter-- he got them at first after the events of The Darkness Within and they got more vivid after he actually did so in The Ancient One. They never completely go away, even after his father has passed away of old age (in fact in the months after this happens they get worse; almost nightly and more vivid than ever).

Headcanon D: if it’s unrealistic then i don’t care fite me on this one

Leo has the best singing voice amongst his brothers. Like to the point that if he got vocal training and such he could have made a career in musical theater if he had any inclination whatsoever to do so. He’d never be comfortable with dozens of people all fixating their attention on him at once tho.

Raph

Headcanon A:  realistic

He has the most physical scars out of his brothers; between him being most likely to pick fights and riding that motorbike of his basically in the nude except for joint padding and a helmet like a dumbass it was pretty inevitable.

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious

While Leo is the most likely to be interested in fatherhood, Raph is actually the best among his brothers with really little kids. Babies for some reason are more drawn to him and he’ll adamantly deny it but he’s secretly a huge marshmallow with them, especially as he gets deeper into adulthood. As a dad he’d be one of those who talks to his baby like it can talk back-- like casual conversation and responding to baby coos as though they said something in English (again; he adamantly denies it even WHILE doing it; to the extent that he’ll ask the beeb “Do I do that? See, the kid agrees with me, I don’t.” )

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends

He has the hardest time between the four of them when they go their separate ways. He falls into a depression over it for a long time, though he never admits this to his brothers. The only people he openly discusses it with are Casey (and even so he had to badger it out of Raph initially) and Angel (I ship them partly because I get the feeling that they could talk to each other about things they don’t feel like they can easily talk about with most people).

Headcanon D: if it’s unrealistic then i don’t care fite me on this one

You’d guess this would be Mikey, but it’s actually Raph who is the most likely to wind up tearing up at things like weddings or the births of April & Casey’s children or various important milestones for those kiddos (though to be fair Mikey is at a VERY close second).

Donnie

Headcanon A:  realistic

All four turtles are of course honorary uncles to Casey and April’s kids, but he becomes sort of an unofficial godfather to their eldest who takes a shine to him. The kid is the spitting image of Casey but has a personality very similar to Donnie’s and loves to watch him working on mechanical projects. She observes more than asks direct questions about what he’s working on, but one day comes to visit with a complete, if somewhat simple, motorized robot toy she made herself based on what she learned from him and he could just about burst with pride.

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious

It’s because of this kiddo that he ends up accidentally starts writing a kids’ nonfiction book series on science and engineering-- since she doesn’t ask direct questions of him he makes conversation about what he’s doing with her through little anecdotes, metaphors, and stories; eventually April suggests he write all this fanciful stuff down and he ends up creating a Bill Nye-esque authorial persona.

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends

As he gets older his health goes into decline, mostly due to complications from the secondary mutation he went through in Adventures in Turtle Sitting/Good Genes. His immune system tanks after he hits mid-thirties and he has symptoms similar to fibromyalgia: chronic pain and fatigue. It slows him down a lot and even though he wasn’t the most into athletics compared to his brothers he finds it extremely disheartening that he just has all of that pulled out from under him.

Headcanon D: if it’s unrealistic then i don’t care fite me on this one

He can sew at a professional level of skill, and he knows how to tool leather. He made the knee/elbow pads and belts that he and his brothers wear.

Mikey

Headcanon A:  realistic

Out of his brothers Mikey has the greatest appreciation for music, and is the only one who can play an instrument-- he taught himself to play an old beat up drum set by playing along with cds when he was around thirteen. He’s since attempted to teach himself the piano on an old saloon piano that April has in her shop, but that’s been slower going since most songs are written and the keys themselves designed for a player that has four thinner fingers. He’s had better luck though playing around with synths/other electronic music programs.

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious

If/When they all four get to exist as part of the general public, Mikey has the most success out of them in terms of romantic interests. He’s a bright and cheerful Casanova and people are just incredibly charmed by him. At some point he winds up on a publication’s (whether it is a Big Name Big Deal publication or tiny niche blog seen by twelve people is up to you-- whichever you find funnier) list of “New York’s Most Eligible Bachelors” and he never lets that go-- he brags about that even longer than he does about the Battle Nexus.

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends

I……. I can’t think of a sad headcanon for Mikey. I can’t do that to the boy :’>

Headcanon D: if it’s unrealistic then i don’t care fite me on this one

Mikey is absolutely genderfluid. That’s just a deep and abiding truth.

[hgfstreamchats]

The Christmas Tree Strikes Back

Welcome to the 'highglossfinish' room. caffienatedconfetti: hello pitiful beings of the mortal realm caffienatedconfetti: i have arrived caffienatedconfetti: what is the christmas tree movie tho? caffienatedconfetti: wait am i late caffienatedconfetti: *** Knock Out: Right on time! caffienatedconfetti: AH Knock Out: Oh, you'll see what the Christmas tree movie is. caffienatedconfetti: what is the christmas tree movie, plz explain Starscream: Right on time to get your audials ruined. Knock Out: You're welcome. caffienatedconfetti: what thenightetc: Wow caffienatedconfetti: oh dear

thenightetc: Is the audio all... scratchy for anyone else? caffienatedconfetti: same caffienatedconfetti: no caffienatedconfetti: NO caffienatedconfetti: NOT THIS MOVIE, NO caffienatedconfetti: NO NO NO caffienatedconfetti: YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME thenightetc: hahahahah! Knock Out: Oh yes! caffienatedconfetti: YOU MONSTER caffienatedconfetti: PLEASE GOD Knock Out: "Named Christmas" caffienatedconfetti: ....what caffienatedconfetti: okay i had imaginary friends when i was small but i didn't ever talk to trees thenightetc: That's not so much an imaginary friend as an imaginary parent caffienatedconfetti: oh god the demons caffienatedconfetti: *slow nod* caffienatedconfetti: the most apathetic man caffienatedconfetti: are you sure he isnt a robot Knock Out: Father Sadface isn't coming back. caffienatedconfetti: come children follow meANOTHERTHING caffienatedconfetti: blinkblink caffienatedconfetti: blinkblinkblink caffienatedconfetti: smiiiiiile caffienatedconfetti: HIVE MIND Knock Out: At Tirstmas. Starscream: Horrible little gremlins. caffienatedconfetti: he's a very 'special' girl caffienatedconfetti: OH GOD caffienatedconfetti: THEIR FACES caffienatedconfetti: teleporting dog caffienatedconfetti: what is that sound effect caffienatedconfetti: decorate her with the corpses of her brethren Knock Out: She's already fueled by rage. A little more can't hurt. Starscream: There can never be enough rage, apparently. caffienatedconfetti: """"special feeling"""" caffienatedconfetti: so christmas isn't in the winter.....??? caffienatedconfetti: is christmastime a season thenightetc: Maybe they're Australian. Knock Out: Of course it is. Like Smarch. thenightetc: And, uh, getting some very unseasonal snow. caffienatedconfetti: they sure say 'the children' a lot Starscream: It's because they don't have designations. caffienatedconfetti: these are orphans lady Knock Out: "The reindeer have names, unlike you." caffienatedconfetti: this music oh god caffienatedconfetti: i thought this was a kids mive caffienatedconfetti: *movie Starscream: Is there murder in this movie. thenightetc: Eventually, yeah.  Sort of. thenightetc: ...At least, as far as I remember. caffienatedconfetti: yeah there is caffienatedconfetti: .....fast fingers.....???? Knock Out: Oh Unicron. Starscream: Okay good. Knock Out: I like how everyone has cataracts. Very attractive. Knock Out: ...Why does she have a fur coat? Starscream: A concerning attraction Starscream: Because its cold? Knock Out: I'm just saying, if she can afford furs, you'd think she'd be able to afford better accomodations. Knock Out: Or at least some Christmas shoes for the children to eat. Starscream: From what i've seen, everything is more important than 'the children' Starscream: This is absolutely painful to watch Knock Out: Isn't it just? caffienatedconfetti: their voices are painful Starscream: i hope you're enjoying our suffering thenightetc: "Look, it's only a few inches away!" Knock Out: Oh, I am! Starscream: of course caffienatedconfetti: end me caffienatedconfetti: YES caffienatedconfetti: EAT THEM caffienatedconfetti: EAT THE DEMON CHILDREN Starscreamapillar: Oh good, I haven't entirely missed out on the horror. Knock Out: It's the only part worth seeing, really. caffienatedconfetti: WHERE DID HE COME FROM thenightetc: "the snow took her" Knock Out: I always forget she plummets off a cliff. Starscream: Then why did we have to endure the begining Knock Out: What an excellent question! Starscreamapillar: I feel as though even if I'd been here, this stil wouldn't make sense. Starscream: it doesnt Starscream: dont look too much into it caffienatedconfetti: THAT NOISE caffienatedconfetti: OH GOD MURDER caffienatedconfetti: MRS. HOPEWELLL KILLLED HER Starscreamapillar: . . . Santa lightning. Why not. Starscream: im glad not all earth trees are like that caffienatedconfetti: BOQW BEFORE THE TREE OF DEATH Starscreamapillar: Then they all died of radiation poisoning. caffienatedconfetti: OHOOHHO thenightetc: ...I forgot how santa actually showed up caffienatedconfetti: what was with that ��5 seconds of santa thenightetc: with the kid Knock Out: Mrs. Hopewell got the blood sacrifice she always wished for. Merry Christmas to all. Starscreamapillar: She lived. Pity. caffienatedconfetti: she lived???? Knock Out: I mean, she needs help feeding and clothing herself, so... caffienatedconfetti: im getting the hell out of here thenightetc: I was sure she'd died caffienatedconfetti: ive been scarred Starscreamapillar: "Good" now. Knock Out: They gave her a ball. caffienatedconfetti: "you always win when you are good" Knock Out: She likes to bounce it. thenightetc: Wow. Starscreamapillar: So that's why the Autobots always win. They're 'good'. Knock Out: Well, I subjected you all to that and I have no more viewing material queued up. Suggestions? caffienatedconfetti: there is no way more than two or three people orked on this movie caffienatedconfetti: im going to bed' Starscreamapillar: What sort of suggesstions do you have in mind? caffienatedconfetti: thanks for the mental scars Starscream: something to clense the palate of this horrible nightmare caffienatedconfetti: if i may, before i leave, suggest the grinch caffienatedconfetti: because it's the grinch Knock Out: I've no objections to the grinch. caffienatedconfetti: goood caffienatedconfetti: ill see mrs hopewelll in my dreams tonight' caffienatedconfetti: goodbye Knock Out: She'll be there, feeding on your dreams. Starscream: thanks, i hate it Knock Out: No other suggestions? Starscreamapillar: I am not opposed to this Grinch thing. Knock Out: The grinch it is. Starscream: a relatable world view if there ever was one Starscreamapillar: Though stealing a whole holiday seems impractical. Starscream: not if you steal it and make it about you Starscream: Starscream day does sound nice Starscreamapillar: Is it really stolen then, or just overwritten? Starscream: both Knock Out: Just looking at the Whos, I know I don't want them to have anything they enjoy. Starscreamapillar: They are abominations. thenightetc: The guy lives all the way up on a mountain and he can still hear them.  They're the WORST neighbors. thenightetc: IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL LOUD AND OBNOXIOUS.  THAT'S THE REASON. Starscream: that sounds like a medical problem Starscreamapillar: Missiles would solve his problem. Knock Out: As would fire. Starscream: no thats too humane thenightetc: Maybe a nice avalanche. Knock Out: It would look like an accident. Starscreamapillar: If you kill them all, then there's no need to make it look accidental. thenightetc: Exactly.  You can just enjoy the peace and quiet. Knock Out: The only eyes on you would be your diety, and I find it hard to believe any loving diety could prefer the Whos alive. Starscreamapillar: That was the least practical way to deliver a single strawberry. Knock Out: Loud, materialistic, AND wasteful. thenightetc: Did that child have antennae? Starscream: if anything, you should get an award for disposing of them Knock Out: Perhaps some kind of statue. Starscream: ... yes Starscream: statues are always recommended thenightetc: I feel sorry for the dog, though. Starscreamapillar: He's allowed Christmas to ruin his only curtain. Knock Out: I like his stylish sewing machine. thenightetc: My grandmother had one of those. Starscreamapillar: The Grinch's cave is surprisingly well furnished. Knock Out: He'd have a charmed life if it weren't for the Whos. thenightetc: Again: poor dog Starscream: you can't skip luxury, even if you are a Christmas hating green being Knock Out: Here's to that. Starscreamapillar: The father from Gremlins should have learned to navigate a chimney from this grinch. Knock Out: Hah! Knock Out: Oh! I know what we're watching after this. Starscreamapillar: Yes? Knock Out: It features otters. Starscreamapillar: That is less illuminating than I'd hoped. Knock Out: They live in crippling poverty. It's a charmer. thenightetc: See?  Antennae Starscreamapillar: Excellent. Starscreamapillar: How did that girl not notice that everything but the tree was gone? Starscream: i wanna know how he fits all of that in those bags Starscreamapillar: The magic of the montage. Knock Out: I would have preferred an "avalanche the Whos" montage, but this works. thenightetc: That is absolutely how trees work; they fold right up like umbrellas Starscreamapillar: The special is certainly lacking the Christmas murder one wants. thenightetc: he's TWO MILES away and can still hear them all. Knock Out: You really don't see enough murder in holiday specials. thenightetc: They are nightmare neighbors Starscream: you really dont Starscreamapillar: It's a pity. Starscreamapillar: Another terrible radioactive Christmas glow. Knock Out: They intend to dump it in the Grinch's yard afterwards. Knock Out: They don't know he's responsible; it's just the kind of neighbors they are. thenightetc: Ha! Starscreamapillar: *Snrk* Starscreamapillar: And just like that, he forgot that he hated them because of their noise, instead of materialism? thenightetc: Apparently! Starscream: yes but why Starscreamapillar: Radiation poisoning causing brain tumours. Knock Out: Unicron forbid they go without their floof. Starscreamapillar: There wasn't even a santa in that universe. So why dress like it to break into the houses? thenightetc: Maybe there is a santa, and he did something to the Grinch secretly. thenightetc: y'know, christmas magic Knock Out: Christmas something or other. Starscreamapillar: Are they wailing about a dead woman's bathing suit? Knock Out: Alright, this is the cut version. Knock Out: Let me find it uncut. Starscreamapillar: Of course. thenightetc: Should we be worried? Knock Out: No, but it's worth it for that moment alone. Knock Out: Well, that and the killing spree ending. Starscreamapillar: I'm looking forward to the killing spree. Knock Out: Alright, I can't find it, but she says "...Fall off the dock." thenightetc: Pffff. Starscreamapillar: Shame that was cut. thenightetc: ...Ouch thenightetc: They just finished talking about how they have no money, though. Starscreamapillar: The species dynamics here are confusing. Starscreamapillar: Did this father also die in the chimney? Knock Out: Yes. Starscreamapillar: He's an otter. Thin ice shouldn't be an issue. Knock Out: I'm not okay with the way they walk. thenightetc: You'd think. Starscreamapillar: It's all about the materialism. thenightetc: ...Does he know what a down payment is? Knock Out: It's also not occuring to him that he could sing instead of destroying their livelihood. Knock Out: Unlike him. Starscreamapillar: They are not brilliant animals. Starscreamapillar: Those legs are terribly unsettling. thenightetc: Yeah, that's uncanny Knock Out: Terrible little flaccid nub legs. Starscreamapillar: He took his chances, and -died-. Knock Out: I'm legitimately curious to know how he died. It was probably funny. Starscreamapillar: Perhaps he didn't die. He just pretended, and ran off with a younger, prettier otter. Knock Out: And a son that can walk normally. thenightetc: The two of them could do a duet, as opposed to the kid splitting the prize with three other people. Starscreamapillar: Or perhaps that snooty fox ate him. Knock Out: He takes after his father, clearly. thenightetc: goddamnit Starscreamapillar: They're both morons. Discuss your plans. thenightetc: No kidding! Knock Out: Congratulations, you sound awful. Starscreamapillar: Just terrible. Starscreamapillar: Were they so bad they broke the movie? Knock Out: "They both starved, the end." Knock Out: Let me find a full version. Knock Out: There we are. The thrilling conclusion. thenightetc: "what if you don't" "well I HAVE to now" Knock Out: Emmett's going to have to do something unfortunate on the street corner to pay for crust money. Knock Out: Merry Christmas, Emmett. Knock Out: I like the weasel in drag. Starscreamapillar: Why do some of them have tails, and some do not? thenightetc: you taunted murphy Starscreamapillar: . . . . Starscreamapillar: Well, I know what will be in my nightmares for a while. Knock Out: Likewise. Knock Out: A duet with her dimwitted son probably would have won. Starscreamapillar: Likely. thenightetc: And now they're competing against each other! thenightetc: And ruined the washtub for no reason. Knock Out: Which can't be fixed, even if they win. Knock Out: By the Allspark, why did they think this would win? Starscreamapillar: Because they're stupid children animal puppets? Knock Out: That's it. thenightetc: *sigh* Knock Out: A snake is playing guitar. They deserve to win. thenightetc: Is this going to go over well with the judges Knock Out: And the fish isn't doing anything but making a mess. Starscreamapillar: Perhaps the judges will be threatened into giving them the win. Knock Out: The fish is Smokescreen. Starscreamapillar: And of course, the awful puppets liked that. thenightetc: I really can't see why. Starscreamapillar: They don't actually have ears. Knock Out: "Well, when you say it out loud, it sounds stupid." Knock Out: You raised an idiot son that doesn't know how much pianos cost or what down payments are. thenightetc: "It must be the hypothermia setting in" Starscreamapillar: They're taking those other boys home to eat them. Since they have no money for food, or washtub to continue having a job. thenightetc: I can't believe the judges voted for the hooligans who'd been wrecking everything Knock Out: Apart from the mother otter, it was the only other act that came across as giving a slag. Starscreamapillar: They only know the one song. thenightetc: Hopefully they'll learn some more. Starscreamapillar: I was promised a killing spree. Where's my killing spree? Knock Out: And don't gamble this new livelihood away on magic beans. Knock Out: It's an offscreen killing spree. You just know it's inevitable. Knock Out: And that's that thenightetc: It sure was. Starscreamapillar: I feel appropriately traumatized. Thank you for hosting, as always. Knock Out: Thank *you* for coming, as always! Starscreamapillar: Until next time! thenightetc: Yes, thanks for hosting!  It was fun. thenightetc: and goodnight! Knock Out: To you too!

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alright so

headcanon that clopin trouillefou is a real queer homie bc nobody’s wearing that costume and passing as straight

he strikes me as a flute bitch

he sews and makes his own little puppets

vers. periodt send tweet

type of guy to tell the kids whoever gets more money from the fountain gets an extra piece of cake after dinner

a lot of people hc him as esmerelda’s brother, but i dont think theyre related.

i do think that they treat each other as siblings nonetheless, thats how close they are

if clopin drank coffee he would either drink it black or with so much sugar it becomes more of a syrup than a drink

has made several plans to egg the church but is stopped every time by esmerelda

wasnt actually going to hang quasi and phoebus. they probably would have like falling through the trapdoors and into a bouncy castle or something. the rope definitely wasnt actually tied to the beam

cuts hair. cuts everyone’s hair in the court of miracles. clopin is king of the roma but also token hairdresser 

GOD what if he does esmerelda’s hair and makeup please god :,)

would do drag in a modern universe and at the very least have watched all of drag race once

multi-lingual and swears at you in a language that you dont understand if he doesnt like you whether it be english, french or romani

god no he would probably speak a lot of english, french and romani but he knows bits of german and dutch and spanish and maybe even some hungarian

like hes insane at picking up language because he needs to be able to communicate in whatever place they might have to go to

man paints his own tarot decks and sells them at like markets and stuff. they range from really simple designs to incredibly detailed work. 

god no clopin is just so insanely creative he paints and sews and probably knits ( probably a guilty pleasure tho. him and esmerelda do it on rainy nights together by a fire) and he does like little magic tricks like birthday party illusion magic tricks. 

and you KNOW hes really really good at it right like he really is an artist

this man does not sleep. he seems to be awake 24/7. and its good too bc hes needed all the time. someone needs help somewhere? theres a crying child who had a nightmare, let clopin sing you a lullaby back to sleep, oh yes hello you can drop off your kids with me for a few hours while you go grocery shopping :) they can paint with me i think i have some canvases somewhere

like he’s so good with kids bro and they all love him

he’s like the village parent theres a reason hes the king

his bedroom is the same as Howl’s bedroom from Howl’s moving castle in the sense that theres trinkets e v e r y w h e r e.

big snack guy. the type of person not to eat solid meals but kind of grabs something whenever he’s hungry. he’s notorious for finishing boxes of snacks in the cupboard that were meant for the kiddies. he laughs it off and goes to the store to buy more to compensate.

esmerelda has absolutely 1000% walked into the kitchen at 3AM to get a glass of water to find him shaking kraft dinner powder into a pot of macaroni with this evil smile on his face only to freeze and stare her directly in the eye, like a deer caught in headlights

hhhhhhhh everyone comes to his house for halloween for trick or treat bc his house is a) always decked the fuck out, b) always gives the kids both a trick and treat, and c) they’re always like full sized candy bars

just a funky guy i love him

no you know what I'm gonna write cringy headcanons later and if it stays untouched at 0 notes so fucking be it because at least I can go back and look them.